Meow Militia

Join the Meow Militia and help make my plan for world domination a reality.  In order for my purrfect plan to work, I will need the help of all my furriends from across the globe. Join me in making my dream a reality.

You’ve been enlisted!  Register and become a Meow Militia Member today.

printable-lunaturd

PRINTABLE_LIEUTENANT_LUNATURDCats, dogs, pigs, bunnies, birds, frogs, turtles, sasquatches and yetis all animals are welcome.

Download your FREE printable Lieutenant LunaTurd.

The LT on the collar isn’t only an abbreviation for LunaTurd, it’s also stands for lieutenant.  Once your troop(s) are printed and ready for battle, name them and lead them to victory.

Become a registered Meow Militia Member to be added to the World Domination Map.  Feel the power of Meow!

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Keep up the good fight my furriends!   Bitcoin donations are always welcome.

Tithe the Turd

Share the glory of me and enlighten others of my fluffy greatness. There are several ways to get your LunaTurd worship in. I’m a harsh, but fair god.

You shall follow me on Instagram worshiping my images and reading my brilliant words of cat wisdom.

You shall follow my every movement on Twitter. You Shall!

You shall worship me and all my fluffy orange glory by liking me on Facebook.

You shall follow, share and +1 all of my glorious images and posts to those less fortunate on Google+

You shall subscribe to my YouTube channel and receive the holy gospel of LunaTurd.

You shall follow my boards and pin my images with like minded individuals on Pinterest.

There are times when you will need a quick pick me up. I am there for my worshipers. When you have very little time and are in need of guidance…You shall follow me on Vine to worship me in 6 second looping intervals.

You shall connect with me on Linkedin – It is important to seek my approval on all your business ventures.